Thursday, October 13, 2005

Scene 61: Courtroom 2

After talking to this defendant about his case, I stand up to walk back into court with him. He realizes how tall I am and says:

DUI Defendant: Oh man, you should be dunkin' on someone with height like that. That's some WNBA shit going on right there.
Me: Shut it. (At which time, he promptly did.)


At 1:07 PM, Blogger Shawna said...

That's hillarious!

At 8:06 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

Was he still drunk?

At 12:22 AM, Blogger Housekeeper said...

"Shut it"...why do you always try to make us feel small with your legal jargon?

At 9:37 AM, Blogger Ryan said...

"And you should be running in the special olympics with brain power like that."

At 9:21 PM, Blogger TaraTooTall said...

Oh yes, all us tall ladies must be playing for the WBNA or we're just a "waste of height"


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