Scene 61: Courtroom 2
After talking to this defendant about his case, I stand up to walk back into court with him. He realizes how tall I am and says:DUI Defendant: Oh man, you should be dunkin' on someone with height like that. That's some WNBA shit going on right there.
Me: Shut it. (At which time, he promptly did.)
5 Comments:
That's hillarious!
Was he still drunk?
"Shut it"...why do you always try to make us feel small with your legal jargon?
"And you should be running in the special olympics with brain power like that."
Oh yes, all us tall ladies must be playing for the WBNA or we're just a "waste of height"
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