Monday, July 18, 2005

Scene 9: Vons

As I'm walking out, little old lady working as a change girl says: Now how did you get so tall and me so little? It's just not fair. You must be over 6 feet tall!
Me: 6'5"
Little old lady: Wow, do you play any sports?
Me: No
Little old lady: Not basketball or volleyball or anything?
Me: (Thinking: OH, you mean basketball?? Well yes, of course! But instead just saying:) Nope.

2 Comments:

At 12:55 AM, Anonymous Leslie said...

Liar!!!!! You totally "played" (and I use the term loosely) volleyball in college. Sure, it was intramural, but I think it counts...if I'm not mistaken you boy toy created the team t-shirt with his "study lounge" designs.

 
At 1:04 AM, Blogger Cladeedah said...

Ok, that's like you saying you "squaredance" (in the present tense) just b/c you did it once in your Phys Ed class in jr. high. I've never seriously played any sport.. unless you count air-hockey. ;-)

 

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