Scene 20: Uncle Angelo's Italian Restaurant
Just finished having lunch w/ Allison and Kelly. I go up to the counter to pay while they go to the bathroom. I'm coming from work, so I'm wearing a skirt suit. Smallish middle-eastern-looking lady behind the cash register giggles and says:Lady: You're so tall.
Me: I know.
Lady: Do people ask you...? (and then she trailed off.. like she thought of the answer before she could finish her sentence and changed her mind.) You should be a basketball player.
Me: No. (thinking: you have no idea how I would do at basketball. I'm happy being a lawyer, thank you very much.)
(awkward silence... money is then exchanged)
posted by Cladeedah @ 1:44 PM
3 Comments:
did you hear that matthew mcgrory died? i bet he was harrassed all the time too.
Awe, sad. He looked really unhealthy though. Funny that he went to law school. Maybe I should be an actress so I can be the tallest girl actress ever.
if you became rich and famous from being an actress would you still make tshirts with us?
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