Monday, December 12, 2005

Scene 194: 99-Cent Store

I'm w/ Brian. The lady working the register sees us and says:

Cashier: Ya'll are tall. How tall are you??
Brian: Guess.
Cashier: 6'6"
Brian: That's right.
Me: Well, I'm 6'5. He's 6'6"
Cashier: Yeah, my brother's about as tall as you guys. Do ya'll play basketball?
Brian: Nope.
Cashier: My brother don't either. Well, he tells people he does, but he don't. He calls himself a basketball player just cuz he's playin' intermurals.

(Everyone in line is apparently eavesdropping on our conversation. They all laugh.)


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