Monday, November 28, 2005

Scene 185: Blockbuster video

::sigh:: How would I know if God were trying to give me signs that I should be a tall fetish model? So like I blogged before, random girl last week says I should do these Amazon meet-and-greet parties.. I look online and find all kinds of other tall girl sites, like this, this and this.. Then today..

I'm waiting for my nephews to pick out a video game while perusing the latest issue of Blender, when this Latino gay guy comes over and says:

Latino gay guy: Excuse me, can I ask, how tall are you?
Me: 6'5"
Latino gay guy: Oh my gosh, how tall?
Me: 6'5"
Latino gay guy: Wow, well, I'm having a party at this club and I would love for you to be there. (Hands me flyer) Wow, you would be so great to shoot. I'm a photographer. I was just here picking up a magazine with one of my ads in it. I would love to shoot you. I have a makeup person and a hair person. There'd be no charge, I just think it'd be great to take pictures of you. Have you ever done anything like that before?
Me: No, I've been asked but never have. I have too many flaws to be a model.
Latino gay guy: You probably have less than you think. What do you do?
Me: I'm a lawyer...

We proceeded into really uninteresting chit-chat about local attorneys and who his entertainment lawyers were... But basically yeah, the photography is free if I want it. It would take very little effort to get a site up.. I wouldn't have to get nekked.. just give the "tall admirers" some height comparison pictures every few days...

Brian thinks it's a bad idea. I actually do too. It's just there are so many signs! And possible money to be made! This blog alone has had over 16,000 hits since it went up a few months ago.... course Shannon and Todd check back a lot. ;-)

11 Comments:

At 10:30 AM, Blogger Shawna said...

cI can't believe how those girls on the other sites are THAT tall and still wearing HEELS

 
At 10:55 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

Yeah, this is one of my favorite blogs. I think you, by virtue of being female, get more tall comments in a month than I get in a year.

I actually got more comments when I lived in Louisville. Jesus, if you lived there, the tall comments would be so abundant you'd have to hire an assistant to help with this blog.

 
At 6:47 AM, Blogger Shannon said...

What would your online pseudonym be? I somehow imagine you taking a dominatrix role...

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger Randi said...

it kinda sounds like one of thoses come into my van for a model shoot kinda thing where he kills you and then rapes you....beware!

 
At 10:20 PM, Anonymous Dytz said...

you know, it's like that time I was asked to participate in a porn movie when I was 18, and then again when I was 21.

But I'm short.

and queer.

and said no.

But it's exactly the same, but distinctly different.

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger Housekeeper said...

Dytz...you're queer...I'm always the last to know these things...

 
At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Dytz said...

The very last. You're too christian to find out you know. Might think badly of me...

 
At 3:53 AM, Blogger Elizabeth said...

I think tall girls look fantastic in heels. They accentuate their best feature.

Good luck if you do it.

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger Cladeedah said...

Maybe my whipping ou with that riding crop the other night has something to do w/ why you envision me as a dominatrix Shannon..

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger Bradley said...

How do you tell how many hits your blog has?

 
At 4:27 AM, Anonymous Kitty said...

as one of those tall models myself, the comments you write about are actually pretty common. :) and the modeling bit?? yea, it's fairly easy and actually rather fun. as long as you associate yourself with a photographer you trust, it can be a very good experience.

 

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