Scene 185: Blockbuster video
::sigh:: How would I know if God were trying to give me signs that I should be a tall fetish model? So like I blogged before, random girl last week says I should do these Amazon meet-and-greet parties.. I look online and find all kinds of other tall girl sites, like this, this and this.. Then today..I'm waiting for my nephews to pick out a video game while perusing the latest issue of Blender, when this Latino gay guy comes over and says:
Latino gay guy: Excuse me, can I ask, how tall are you?
Me: 6'5"
Latino gay guy: Oh my gosh, how tall?
Me: 6'5"
Latino gay guy: Wow, well, I'm having a party at this club and I would love for you to be there. (Hands me flyer) Wow, you would be so great to shoot. I'm a photographer. I was just here picking up a magazine with one of my ads in it. I would love to shoot you. I have a makeup person and a hair person. There'd be no charge, I just think it'd be great to take pictures of you. Have you ever done anything like that before?
Me: No, I've been asked but never have. I have too many flaws to be a model.
Latino gay guy: You probably have less than you think. What do you do?
Me: I'm a lawyer...
We proceeded into really uninteresting chit-chat about local attorneys and who his entertainment lawyers were... But basically yeah, the photography is free if I want it. It would take very little effort to get a site up.. I wouldn't have to get nekked.. just give the "tall admirers" some height comparison pictures every few days...
Brian thinks it's a bad idea. I actually do too. It's just there are so many signs! And possible money to be made! This blog alone has had over 16,000 hits since it went up a few months ago.... course Shannon and Todd check back a lot. ;-)
posted by Cladeedah @ 7:26 PM
10 Comments:
cI can't believe how those girls on the other sites are THAT tall and still wearing HEELS
Yeah, this is one of my favorite blogs. I think you, by virtue of being female, get more tall comments in a month than I get in a year.
I actually got more comments when I lived in Louisville. Jesus, if you lived there, the tall comments would be so abundant you'd have to hire an assistant to help with this blog.
What would your online pseudonym be? I somehow imagine you taking a dominatrix role...
it kinda sounds like one of thoses come into my van for a model shoot kinda thing where he kills you and then rapes you....beware!
you know, it's like that time I was asked to participate in a porn movie when I was 18, and then again when I was 21.
But I'm short.
and queer.
and said no.
But it's exactly the same, but distinctly different.
Dytz...you're queer...I'm always the last to know these things...
The very last. You're too christian to find out you know. Might think badly of me...
Maybe my whipping ou with that riding crop the other night has something to do w/ why you envision me as a dominatrix Shannon..
How do you tell how many hits your blog has?
as one of those tall models myself, the comments you write about are actually pretty common. :) and the modeling bit?? yea, it's fairly easy and actually rather fun. as long as you associate yourself with a photographer you trust, it can be a very good experience.
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