Scene 203: Mini-Mart
I run into this mini-mart to get cash for the drive-through, and this black guy who works there comes up and says:Black guy: Hey, do you play basketball?
Me: Nope.
Black guy: You don't play for New York?
Me: (Smiling, knowing now that he thinks I'm Rebecca Lobo) Nope.
Black guy: You know who I'm talking about though?
Me: Yeah, people think I'm her all the time.
Black guy: That's funny.
Anyway, this is the real Rebecca..
2 Comments:
I had no idea that Nevada prosecutors wore corn rows. No wonder you were confused for Rebecca Lobo! ;-)
This is so funny. I'm (regrettably) not even over six feet and I get the basketball comments all the time. Like the only thing a tall woman is good for is playing a sport? What if they're really awful at it, like I am? Oh, I suck at basketball.
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