Scene 42: 7-11 in Reno
This weekend I was in Reno for a bachelorette party. A few of us stopped by 7-11 to get some drinks. That's when I got the greatest tall comment EVER.
This Green Day look-alike working there says:Billie Joe: I'm sure you get this all the time, but I just have to tell you..
Me: (thinking.. Oh shoot, here it comes, what's it going to be - basketball? Volleyball?)
Billie Joe: You would make the perfect Wonder Woman. I know, you hear it all the time.
Me: (laughing at the randomness of the remark) No, actually, I can honestly say I've NEVER heard that.
Billie Joe: REALLY? Oh man, you'd be perfect. You know she's supposed to be really tall, right? She's the reason why I started drawing..
My friend Erica: Who Claudia??
Billie Joe: No, Wonder Woman! She's (meaning me)the reason why I'm going to have a coronary after you guys leave.
My friend Erica: She's the reason why you're going to have a COURT ORDER after we leave??
Billie Joe: No, a CORONARY.
Me: (laughing my ass off) I liked court order better!
Then I snapped his pic and he gave us free coffee and a free Slurpee. I must say, if this tall thing makes me "The Perfect Wonder Woman," and gets me free Slurpees, I am officially in love with it.
posted by Cladeedah @ 1:53 PM
8 Comments:
Shit...I was there and it's even funnier reading it.
wow. ok i am abandoning my wonder woman idea for halloween. you should do it. do it! do it!
No way Kat - you can be Wonder Woman. I ain't wearing no ladies' briefs in public!! (Besides, I saw a kick-ass pink flamingo outfit at Costco.. for kids, but whatever.)
I love it.
Finally, someone makes a tall comment and isn't a total douche about it. About time.
Thanks supa! One question though - swimming? I've never gotten that. I've gotten harp player, piano player, but never swimmer. What's the theory there?
Thanks supa! One question though - swimming? I've never gotten that. I've gotten harp player, piano player, but never swimmer. What's the theory there?
The longer I live, the more it is apparent to me that most people who have nothing intelligent to say are dead set on proving it.
Free Slurpies kick ass!
(did I just prove my own point?)
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