Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Scene 33: The mall

Walking past one of those cart-booths at the mall. The brainiac working the cart-booth sees me and very astutely points out:

Brainiac: Wow, you're taller than me.
Me: Yep.

I was walking past too fast to snap back w/ something sarcastic, but, really, this was like, a prime opportunity. It'd be one thing if we were even remotely similar in height - like 6'3" and 6'5" or something, but we weren't even close! Guy was like - 5'9".

1) Being taller than him was honestly not that tough for anyone, and

2) The disparity in our heights could not have been more obvious. The fact that I was taller than him was therefore _ridiculously_ obvious.

File this one under stupid-obvious-shit-people-still-feel-the-need-to-say, I guess.


At 6:33 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

What a fuck face. Not you. The guy.


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