Scene 213: Sbarro's
I'm buying my nephew pizza at the food court, when this guy literally runs out of the back kitchen area toward us and goes:Wacky foreigner: Your height is seven foot??
Me: No....
Wacky foreigner: It's not? (totally puzzled..)
Me: No.
He turned and went back to the kitchen with his head hanging down. I think he probably lost some kind of bet.
posted by Cladeedah @ 1:34 AM
16 Comments:
how tall ARE you??
Your well written posts are funny as well as poignant.
Have you checked out :
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You may enjoy it.
Tall people write about their experiences in a smallminded world
He was probably dissapointed that you are so damn short. I mean my girlfriend is 6'6" and she wears 6" inch heels so I can see how this guy was dissapointed. ;-)
The problem with big people is that they use more and waste more than normal people. Tall people inhale more O2, exhale more CO2, use more fabric, more food, more space and they take bigger turds.
I think big people should be taxed lots more......Normal people...are you with me!!? Why should normal people support the large. It's not fair....I say tax them.
Thank you for your support.
Was that Brad?
Anonymous - in fact you are already GettinG more tax! because we have to eat more, dress in bigger shoes and clothes, sleep in bigger beds, buy bigger cars, remake our kitchens to the right height - and all of that stuff cost more, or MucH more, than standard made fabrics!! Your wish is AlreadY fullfilled, isn't it fantastic? *sarcastic smile*
but josephine...
What about your bigger turds.
This is costing us normal people millons.
Also, it is a known fact, most convicts are over 6'2".
The brain function in extra tall people causes them to pray on normal people. They feel like freaks so they try and take out there anger on us (not you) normals.
This study just came out.
Global warming is not thought to be caused by the increase amount of abnormally tall people.
This is a shocking report.
This has happened to me time and time again so I am not surprised. And I am only 6'1 1/2....but I also wear heels the majority of the time.
Most convicts are over 6'2"? Your memory has faded, friend. It's us guards that were over 6'2", and it was you short-eyed convicts that were the "little ones".
Bigger turds are a worry only to people who frequent the stainless steel, hanging on the wall, aint got no privacy toilets found in our finer prisons. Thanks for clues on your background! Hands in your pockets, and look down when you type here, FISH!
p.s.
Tall people don't pray on midgets! They prey on them! Can't even reach the dictionary? Did they take your ladder away again?
See, this is my point....you tall freaks are angry....What does it take to be a guard? Not much. You just stand around, eating, getting fatter, snoring, looking pissed off, complaining and being a bully.
Capt. stinker...wow.....you are such a good speller.....you really care about good grammer. Tall freaks like to label others......My example...this blog has the following put downs....bum, fat, short, black, old, convicts and other name calling. And you do this because you know you are not normal. Please....you freaks....stop being guards, inmates, police, lawyers and stop your preying (happy stinker) on normals. Stop feeling like you have to get back at everyone.
I think general is right. My friend Larry, his father is a prison guard. He is a jerk. I guess he must know that if he should ever get another job, the only job he could get is a night watchman. The average credit rating for a prison guard is 432. I read 79% of prison guards are 100# over weight. I guess there money is going for "jack in the box" and not paying the bills.
Hi, my name is Larry. Jeff is right....my dad is a jerk. And I met his friends, they are all guards. What a bunch of a-holes.
I'm sorry but after reading all of the above, I'm going to put my two cents in. I think the general, jeff and larry are right. I saw in the internet that even sweat truck drivers look down on prison guards.
Oh well, I guess dumb asses need to make a living too. I just wish that would pay there bills.
I see a bunch of retarded people have forced you to ban anonymous comments. I hope those people are trying (unsuccessfully) to be funny. Otherwise, I've never seen so many dumb statements in one place in my entire life.
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