Scene 214: Pampered Chef Party
I'm at my friend Vanessa's house.. she's having a Pampered Chef party. The soccer mom doing the demonstrations sees me and says:Soccer mom: Do people ask you how tall you are all the time?
Me: Yup, all the time.
I'm thinking this is where it's going to end... I kinda have to give her props for having the forethought to realize that I get asked all the time. Good critical thinking skills there, lady. BUT THEN, with deliberate indifference to the conversation we just had, she goes ahead and asks anyway!.....
Soccer mom: How tall ARE YOU?
Me: 6'5"
Soccer mom: Wow, you're so tall.
Thanks for the update, asshat.
posted by Cladeedah @ 9:31 AM
10 Comments:
by being so tall you manage to make everyone around you stupid.
pretty cool super power actually
The spouse thinks you're lame for using the word "asshat", he thinks it getting to much action.
I think it's still appropriate as long as you pronounce it "as shat" and not "ass hat."
You can't tell me you haven't been harassed in a month. What gives?
yournamehere sent me, and I couldn't be happier.
OH MY. You and my best friend must connect.
http://mamalikey.blogspot.com/2006/03/im-pretty-sure-even-pa-ingalls-had.html
i had jury duty today and was downtown at the courthouse and there was this chik that had to be as tall as you, and its funny as a short person your first instint is to say something, but then i always think of you, and i never do....so all the other tall people out there should thank you for being my friend...hehe
Has your blog finally succeeded in getting the word out? Have people finally stopped harassing you?
Yes, absolutely. I told you guys one person's whining could totally make a difference.
Wow, you've gone harrassment-free for quite some time. I might have to hire independent contractors to ask you stupid ass questions.
You should post more. Dig the blog. I'm 6'4 and the first question I get just about every time I meet someone is "How tall are you?"
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