Thursday, July 06, 2006

Scene 216: Rainbow Library

So we're at a kids' piano recital. After the recital, Brian, my husband, gets up to get some juice and cookies. All of a sudden, this guy goes up to him and says:

Random guy: Wow, you're tall! Do you have any idea how much money you could make putting things on shelves for other people? I'm serious! You could totally make like $30 per hour! SERIOUSLY! You should totally look into it. You could really make some money!

Now, I wasn't standing right there, so I don't know exactly what Brian said to him. I DO know that Brian was pretty annoyed that the guy just assumed that if he wasn't putting things up on high shelves for money, he was wasting his life away. (Brian is a graphic artist/art director, mind you.) I think Brian just threw out a half-hearted, "Oh yeah?" and then walked back to me and told me the story.

A few minutes later, the guy comes over to the both of us. He sees me and says:

Random guy: Wow, there are two of you! Hey, I think you just found your apprentice! Did he tell you what we talked about? I'M SERIOUS! You guys should look into it. I used to work for the movie industry and they always needed tall people to put things on the high shelves.

Me: They can't just use footstools?

Random guy: No way man, they keep the delicate stuff up top. They don't want to put someone up there on a stool. I'm telling you guys - they're always looking for tall people. It's good money!

I pretty much stopped listening after he repeated himself for the third time.

Later, Brian and I joked that our business name would be something like Top Shelf, Inc. Our logo would be a footstool in a circle with a slash through it. The slogan would be something like: "No one else can put it on the top shelf like we can."

I must say, this is one I definitely had not heard before.


At 5:43 AM, Blogger john said...

"..reaching new heights in shelf-putting-on..."
"...head and shoulders above all other shelf-putters-on..."
"...never on their toes because they can reach without it..."
just a few yellow pages blurbs for your new business

At 6:57 PM, Blogger Randi said...

thats great!!!!i love it lol

At 8:35 PM, Blogger Housekeeper said...

I, for one, am disappointed with your ideas for your business name, logo and slogan...I've come to expect much more from both of you...very disappointed.

At 10:26 PM, Blogger Cladeedah said...

We were going for lame. That was the joke. How lame a top-shelf specialty company would be. We would get, like, one client a year and the old lady would probably try to pay is in meatballs or something.

At 3:45 PM, Blogger Sheila said...

your blog(s) are high-larious! between you and the schnitz I have my procrastination entertainment quota covered.

who'd have thought that leg-lengthening, root canals, and tall-gawking idiots would be the source of such quality blogging?

At 8:33 AM, Blogger WhiteCloud1989 said...

I would love having a tall assistant fetching things for me....

But then again, that'd be useless since I keep all of my important items are ground level. It's in my opinion the best security. That way the important stuff blends in with the non important stuff.

At 2:38 AM, Blogger fishlis said...

Wow, fantastic story! How hilarious! It's truly amazing someone trying to convert you both into top shelves administrators... I'm currently looking for a job, perhaps that's where MY future career is at - putting delicate things on top shelves... or was it putting the career on the top shelve...

At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like you blog and the funny stories! I thought I was tall... well I am SHORT compared to you

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